Now there’s nothing wrong with a rainbow society that celebrates the varied cultures of this multifarious earth that we all inhabit. But the line has to be drawn at Muslamic ray guns. What next, shooting concentrated Sharia law lazers from their beards and Jihad from their eyes?

It’s well know that the EDL have one single brain cell that they distribute amongst their members on a time share basis, but ray guns? They could be onto something here. Maybe they should all go work for Fox news, it sounds like the sort of dedicated investigative journalism that channel is championed and admired for.