Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

This guy sounded like he had a pretty solid argument going with the cops but finally decided that he was faster than both of them and took off. Sad the cops only made it 10 steps before giving up.

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

CineFix presents Godzilla retold via old-school 8-bit - and a little 16 bit ;) - game tech. No quarters or controllers required! All the monsters of last summer’s blockbuster… none of the fancy CGI!

Jimmy Buffett fell off stage while on tour in Australia. Doctors are using his music to keep him sedated while examining him for injuries.

Jordan Caron gets the hardest check of his life. Maybe they call it 'check' because you need to check to see if he's still breathing afterward.

This looks like pure insanity and everything actually goes quite well for the guy on the sled, right up until the end when it all goes a bit disastrous and the driver acts like a complete douce. LOL

It's getting difficult to stay ahead of the game nowadays, but stay with it! Thanks to a prank double-cross, an attempted headshot is converted to a nutshot. OUCH!

Yup, it's finally here. The rusty ring tattoo. It was only a matter of time before they became commonplace and before long we'll all want one. I want one that makes my anus look like the sarlacc pit from Star Wars.

Whoa, so MC Hammer was really Emperor Palpatine the whole time?! What a crazy twist.