Bottle Rocket Face FAIL!

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!

'Don't go into the light Carol Ann!' It is a great jump. Problem is, that big and tall light was in his way. Maybe his goal was to get over it? Or maybe it was to hit it and he wins. We'll never know...

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.

I don't think the real problem is the lack of cement in his backyard; it's all that cement in his head.

People talk about what being a parent means and what it's all about, but the real heart of the matter is who's bambino's favourite. So here a dad interrogates his daughter to find out the real truth.

Justin Bieber arrives in New Zealand this November, which is bad luck for New Zealanders but help is at hand. In the greatest contest ever held, you could win tickets out of the country and away from the Belieber circus.

It looks like he learned his debate skills from the great Ric Flair!

This is the exact opposite of the Worst Shopping Run Ever. He's so excited. I hope no one bursts his bubble and tells him that everyone gets to join the store's rewards club.

Should we be afraid? Is this a sign of the universe collapsing back in on itself? No, don’t worry, it’s just reverse slowmo of lots of motorcycle crashes, like a beautiful ballet… for an insurance commercial.

The title says it all - Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth SHUT!