Food Court Proposal Gone Wrong

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Poor fella looks like he'd rather be at the dentists having his teeth pulled than in bed with this psycho hose beast doing the horizontal monster mash. What a sissy. SCARY!

If you've been playing video games since the glory days, this ought to be a familiar sight. Side-scrolling sword swinging adventurer braves a brown and green platformed level. This one comes with it's own song.

Just when you thought it was safe to get exposed to deadly gamma ray radiation again this huge green guy reappears - WOW!

Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.

This kid calls his brother into the bathroom to check out a black widow spider then launches a tomato at him from point blank range for a direct hit.

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

This dude gets pushed off a ski lift and falls twenty feet landing face first in the snow. It's one of the perils of alpine fun thats not in the guidebook!

Next, cancer will spread to ALL forms of life.. WTF

OK, it’s time to play spot the barely recognisable celebrity, as this video takes a look at the very early careers of some of Hollywood’s golden eggs. But it’s humbling to know that they all started out somewhere.

This is pretty much every guy's standard reaction after he's had an argument with his girlfriend—and after they've left the room so they can't hear you, you just need to make sure they don't catch you.