The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Want to know the secret behind Lewis Hamilton's exceptional wins? It's all to do with his mobile...WTF?

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Straight from Argentina, this hot bendy chick makes me think of only one word, 'FAP'...or is it "OUCH!"

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

We have no idea how this complete idiot film student got to interview John Cusack but we know it'll never happen again, how can she be so frikking......oh wait, it's ok....she's a blonde.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

If you're a fan of street skating then you won't find much more street than this. He's skating his skateboard along streets. That's the definition of street skating, right? Good. I thought so.

You can see the logic here, Mad Men’s a great show, Walking Dead’s a great show — plus the universal rule that all things can be improved with zombies. Combine the two of them & you have something with double the awesome!

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?