Non-Alcoholic Beer Goggles

So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies are long, mostly boring and way overstayed their welcome. BUT, don’t worry because you can avoid them while still pretending to your peers that you’ve watched every single minute.

I love the way your brain has a way of protecting your dumbness - Later: "Dude, remember the time you almost pulled off that back tuck?" "No."

Now this should NEVER be attempted on someone with a loaded gun, actually, OR by your spouse! As a hunter cleans his gun, his wife creeps up behind him with a balloon and gives him the scare of his life

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

Drugs are bad, m'kay? One German guy proves that having Frank the Bunny ride shotgun isn't the best way to get around town

So this is what girls get up to when they hang out - They play with dolls until they work themselves into a complete loss of laughter & bladder control.

It sounds crazy but reports indicate that a Big Mac, fried, nuggets and coke taste better after 10 or so minutes in a rice cooker. Well, it couldn't make them taste any worse eh? Thanks again, Japan!

Im guessing this is why home-installed pull up bars have weight restrictions - OMG!

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

A hole in one is a pretty impressive achievement as it is. This dude manages it after skipping the ball all the way across a pond. You can tell how much of a badass he is by the crowd reaction.