Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Probably the best running gag in the whole movie. They're drugs. They're awesome. You don't want them. It turns out he DOES want them, he just doesn't want to pay for them. Easy mistake to make...

The corpulent cooking host tries to ham it up for the cameras during a Thanksgiving food drive by catching a honey-baked with her face instead of her hands.

Pulling an awesome wheelie is one thing, but doing it right in front of a cop car and peeling away like a bat out of hell when they get the blues and twos going is way more memorable. Dude even managed to get away too! Kudos.

This guy wasn't doing too badly, he was gaining my respect as a badass, a ninja, but then...He's no afro ninja, no one will ever reach the dizzy heights that man attained.

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with & never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

Having problems scoring with that cute chick? Here's a way not to have to lie your way into a girl's panties!!!

This leaked video details the new camera to be released from the makers of the Instagram app. It allows you to take photographs IRL and share them with your friends as well as use all of those filters that you love so much.

Politics is weird. Sarah Silverman’s put herself on the line and said she’ll scissor 78 year old Sheldon Adelson until he jizzes if he gives his money to Obama instead of Romney. God bless her.

It looks like the most awesome mechanical money box I've ever seen but it could be a real cat. Who knows? All I know is that I want one with every fiber of my being. Seriously. If I find out they're not for sale I might die.

We all remember that feeling when you were a kid on Christmas morning and you unwrap the gift of your dreams. Well that's exactly what happens to these grown ups when they unwrap a Samsung Quantum dot SUHD TV.