Toothpaste Art on Passed Out People

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

The cat finally gets what it deserves for tormenting the little birdy.. - LOL

This is an “Award-Winning Mockumentary about the Deaf Man with the Midas Touch”. And it most certainly is, as it follows the life and times of a deaf adult film star who’s so good with his hands he can conduct a woman to orgasm.

Animals aren't stupid.. The zebra makes an attempt to drown its attacker. - COOL

When what was supposed to be a cringingly awkward dating moment turns into a cringingly nerdy blossoming romance, the commentators struggle to keep up with just what the hell is going on.

This guy gets whipped around a swing by his buddies until he slips off the seat and goes flying over 25 feet in the air.

Meanwhile, in Lincolnshire… The contestants grab an egg out of a box of six where five have been hardboiled. They then smash it against their forehead and try not to end up with egg on their face.

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

This family demolition crew screws up and sends a tower crashing into power lines. I think the flaw in the plan was probably including the little girl in the process.

With so much fail out there, it's nice to see a little bit of win. This dizzy strike is awesome, but if you still need some fail, consider that this is probably date night.

To most of us he's known as Pastor Benny Hinn, evangelist and best-selling author, the dude who has the red phone to God almighty himself, but how WRONG you all were! Here we see Lord Benny reveal his true - Dark - colors!