Grandma Has Hilarious Snore

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.

If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope and as few braincells as possible. WTF!?!

Think of it as the opposite to snake charming. Making a snake rise out of a bastet, swaying rhythmically as though in a trance is impressive, but not as cool as making it cry out in frustration...

If you've never seen a man crafting a tiny little horsey out of molten glass but always wanted to, YO. No need to thank me, no need to send me all your cash. Naked pictures couldn't hurt though, eh? Thx.

So your mate’s got a new girlfriend, she’s super hot, she’s seems smart, but there’s one little thing that could be a bit of a problem. He met her in a chatroom and it turns out she’s not quite the age he thought she was.

A polar bear attacks a woman who was in the middle of a bathroom break. Someone should tell this polar bear that No means Noooooooooooooo!

Holy. Crap. In India they take their talent shows to the nth level, smashing all sorts of nasty stuff over themselves that on any mere mortal would render them horribly injured. Not these guys though.

‘MySpace Models’, it’s almost the perfect oxymoron evar, the imagery it conjurs up makes me want to do an involuntary Duck-Face! This is my new anthem!

Has she come here to find a computer programmer who leads a secret life as a hacker called Neo?

Proving that the difference between WIN & FAIL is very slim - If you watch closely this diver still pulled off a pretty decent dive even after slamming her head against the board.