Who knew that being a hand model was so important, you’d think it was just a job. Put some lotion on your hands, twirl them about a bit and watch the cheques roll in. Seems easy enough, just make sure you don’t slam them in a car door.

But no, this women is the very fabric keeping the universe together. They may well find her face and hands attached to elementary particles when they recreate the big bang at Cern. And stop it with the creepy smile already.