Failed Jump Through Window

That old advice that you can do anything you want to if you put your mind to it doesn't always apply in real life. next time i'd try using the door buddy, it'll be far less painful.

Apparently this gathering of overpriced luxury automobiles has broken a world record. I'm not sure exactly which one. Maybe the record the the largest number of teeny tiny penises ever gathered in one place?

This is simply the most awesome children's TV show ever created. Not only is it rude but it's educational too. It'll probably never see the light of day though as it's clearly a ripoff of Thomas The Tank Engine...

No glove? That's no problem for a fan at PNC Park who uses his popcorn bucket to haul in a foul popup. Yep, what a catch and totally worth the $15 he probably paid for that popcorn.

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

You'll watch this & then your mind will be full of so many questions. Like how do his little feet reach the pedals? What happens if a cat crosses his path? Is he young enough to learn new driving tricks? And can he give me a lift?

Every year in the mix of our crazy pranks, and awesome fails we get a few epic wins... from car jumps, to cool inventions, insane karate kicks and wild stunts these are the Top 10 Epic Wins of 2011.

This street performer busts some pretty great dance moves outside Notre Dame cathedral, giving tourists a reason to avoid a boring tour and lecture on gothic architecture.

A guide for cats who want to walk their pet human in the easiest and most effective manner. This is the only way that a cat would be willing to go for a walk with a human; if it was clear to all that the cat was in charge.

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.

They say they're trying to do some professional stuff.. Maybe they should get some professional equipment. LOL