Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

Politicking ain't easy. You have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

Rule number 1: It's really important to realize that when you are doing something as manly as shark fishing, you really should not scream like a girl if something bad happens.

There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television - There truly is a god and his name is Rick Ashley - AMEN!

Whoah. Cats on crack, autotuned to the max - WTF - in 10 years time you'll suddenly breakdown while walking down the street and that's the time delay on how this bad craziness will affect you.

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

Batman’s not content to be the star of his own movies, his ego is so mega he has to star in other people’s films too. So here he is cropping up again in famous movie scenes to tarnish your memories of them.

A new reality show apparently. What I want to know is what kind of sicko takes pleasure in changing his wife's diaper? - WTF

A little boy's salamander bites a TV show host, chaos ensues. Remember no animals were harmed during this taping-- except the talk show host who went deaf and needed a bandage.

Not every guy with a stocking over his head is a robber. He might just have a cold face, be a bit agoraphobic, or just be a comedian like this bloke. Not that anyone else found it as funny as he did...