Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Well, I don't know what the commercial is saying, but I get the message.. DON'T eat what grandma baked! LOL

Longboarding is great fun, the only problem is you go very FAST and thats when things start to get hairy. The lead guy spins around just in time to take a 30mph knee to the chin

Francisco Carvalho lost control of his car during the Seat Leon Eurocup this weekend and bounced off the road towards race officials. Not only did all the officials escape injury but Francisco walked away

The name she comes up with might not be the most marketable name, given that most people would probably find it hard to swallow.

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

Another job well-done by the fine folks at Epic Fail Earth-Moving company.

Carrot Cake and Virginia clash in the most epic battle of all time. Even if you've never seen Dragonball Z before this parody is still freaking awesome. Utterly surreal, but yeah, freaking awesome!

Insane Clown Posse fans rejoice! Finally, a dating site that cares about the diverse needs and desires of today's modern Juggalo, so if you're a Juggalo and you're alone, then hook up with a freak just like you.

Symptoms include a sudden onset of xenophobia, casual racism, and general hatred for others who aren’t like you.