Gym Class Rope Swing Fail

These two geniuses found a way to fail 'free time' in gym class. But don't panic, the good news is that their inability to handle rope swings means their virginity pact is still solid.

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.

Okay so Bioshock is nearly 5 years old, what better time than to get nostalgic and listen to a happy little song about Rapture and what a lovely place it is?

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” - if it's Grolsch, Peroni or Miller--Beer company SABMiller is dodging taxes in India and Africa & depriving them of aid.

He could've at least dressed up in a Zelda costume, but other than that minor disappointment, this is pretty good. But it does beg the tragic question: How many wine glasses were harmed in the making of this?

John has lost 160lbs in 19 months, in that time, that’s the equivalent of 1.25 of me! I just can’t get my head round how that must have felt having to carry around all of that mass.

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!

If you've got the time and inclination you too could make a tiny stack of waffles for you cat's breakfast, and be greeted by a perplexed look and a complete lack of interest. It probably wouldn't be this funny though.

Henri's ennui continues. If you've never watched a cat exploring his listlessness and bored dissatisfaction at the endless tedium that we call life, you're missing out. Thankfully this video captures it perfectly.

Not only can she not answer the question about her husband's money coming from a trade deal with Columbia, but she gives us her stupified cackle as a side dish. - LOL

Ever wondered what it looks like when a glock 22 is fired underwater? Personally, I wasn't even sure it would fire. I mean, I know you can shoot underwater in video games but that's hardly conclusive. This video, however, IS.