Hanging On The Telephone...

he age of the self-shooting sweetheart is definitely upon us with a fine display of intimate self-portrait perfection.

Lars Adventure

Probably the whackiest platformer/puzzler ever!

F***IN’ CRUISE SHIP!

You know what’s annoying about being on a f#ckin’ cruise ship? F#ckin’ everything, and this guy knows that only too well. So off he goes and gives us all the grand f#ckin’ tour, punctuating his introduction of everything with the word f#ckin’.

Nice Pose

That photo will be a cherished one

High Speed Camera

Tramp Stamps: Why?

It's akin to drawing on the Mona Lisa with a colored crayon. So sad. You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks.

Cat Fridge Acrobatics

This is a bad sign. Once your cat is able to open the fridge it's all over. You'll need to buy several lengths of chains and some padlocks but even then it's just a matter of time before it figures out how to get through those too...

G-Male

Google have pretty much encroached on every other aspect of your world, so why not your love life too? Why not, indeed. So ladies don't bother with those dating sites full of unworthy men and perverts, instead meet G-Male, The Perfect Male. What could possibly go wrong?

Sexy and naughty webcam girl Alexa videos. “Sweet american pie” amateur webcam video clip

Sexy and naughty webcam girl Alexa amateur videos. “Sweet american pie” amateur naughty webcam video clip

House's asshole

Don't get sucked into this big, black, gaping abyss!