Dumb Hotel Room Accident Bloodies Face

This kid bloodies his nose and mouth in a stupid accident. Most accidents that occur in hotel rooms are a less painful but you feel the pain for about 18 years.

It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.

Some of the most badass bike skills you will see outside of a Danny MacAskill video. This guy could even be a threat to the trials bike throne. Watch out, Danny, there's a new sherriff in town...

Time for an overdose of adorbz! If you're not imagining a miniature scale hotel full kittens padding around, talking to each other then we're on totally different wavelengths my friend.

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

A Russian arms factory caught fire and exploded not more than a few kilometers from this house, and the massive shockwave still manages to nearly knock over the person filming the flames.

London Mayor Borris Johnson give us the lowdown on the upcoming olympic events in the English capital. If you're not familiar with Cassetteboy, that's because he gets DMCA'd like crazy. Watch this now while you can!

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.

We all get frustrated playing video games, especially when the game lags and it forces you to start screaming like a spoilt brat. But, Anthony Carboni points out that it isn’t the game or the controller’s fault, it’s your brains.

Snowmen are usually pretty boring. Unless you lovingly sculpt them some genitals or decapitate them and douse them in fake blood, that is. This one has to be one of the greatest snowmen of all time.

Dorkly investigate the idea of a Megaman boss who's a little less aggressive than the rest; what if Chill Penguin was cooler than a doped up Fonzerelli? Would you still be able to fight him?