Back To The Future!

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

We were probably doing stuff that was just as stupid when we were kids, except we have fond memories of it so it doesn't seem weird to us...

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!

So, the Hogwarts franchise is no more. What now for the boy wizard and his motley crew? Well, why don't they form a band, or even a cover band. Here's what their album covers could look like.

There's nothing like pitting two continents against each other in the most flimsy way possible to stoke up some much needed hatred. Looks like Europe's winning this battle anyway. Haters gonna hate!

It's an important part of your life when you graduate, and what's put in your yearbook is going to remind of those years for every more. So best to put a humourous comment that totals pwns the person next to you.

Whoda thunk the little Lego men were behind it all along? And I always thought those strange little angles looked strikingly familiar from somewhere!

This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.