LMAO: Cat Fails at Short Jump

A cat attempts a 4 foot jump off a table to a railing and comes up about 3 1/2 feet short.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

An idiotic DUI suspect goes into a funny rant about doing his 'maformance' test and yells repeatedly at the police officer.

Nothing will make you feel better about yourself and generally better about everything than watching other people do completely stupid stuff and it all get caught on camera—it's the greatest tonic ever.

So much time and effort goes into these, just to end up a laughing stock on the internet, which is sort of an achievement in a sense—it's the only achievement these people are going to be celebrating anyway.

The dumbest yet most brilliant thing you've ever seen, it's a motorcycle on a rope swing and after watching it you'll no doubt hit up the internet for a Chinese dirt bike to recreate this epicness.

This guy over shot his landing, and it cost him bad.. - OUCH

Enrique Iglesias gets a little more than he bargained for when he pulls a shirtless fan onstage with him. Not only will this guy join him for some karaoke singing, but he'll bust out his best dance moves too.

There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(

If you look past the camera angles and all the cinematography, his wrists do look awfully limp while he's chasing down a perp. I'd be willing to wager he even knows how to play hopscotch and sells cookies door to door...