Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

I wouldn't mind being stuck on a desert island with this honey, in fact I'd pay good money to be stuck on a deserted island with her!

There's nothing wrong with a preference for a wealthy European man, but five of them ? Francine here might not have had as many husbands as Elizabeth Taylor but she has hers all at once ! Be honest now, would you hit it ?!

I can't decide if this is cool or the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. I think it might be both. Two young chicks from the Netherlands riding bicycles in the most unusual way imaginable in perfect unison. No explaination why.

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

It’s always the chipmunks who get all the chicks, surround by groupies who want to make out with them. But then that’s what happens when you’re a big rock star, doesn’t matter if your human or animal, chicks dig you.

What is that swooping through the air like Superman with a rainbow up his ass? It can only be one thing, the supreme majesty of the one cat to rule them all, it's Nyan Cat and he's here to save the internet!

It's depressing when an eight year old has got better dance moves than you, but credit where credit's due, as they say. Because this lil b-boy has got some sweet skills, Pwnd by an eight year old. Ouch.

This guy has to be the biggest idiot/pussy of all time. He sucker punches someone, who doesn't even go down, and he didn't notice the cops right there either! What a fool.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

Yeah this is pretty cool but i still prefer the straight-up version of Foot Loose with Kevin Bacon playing a role he has fought hard to forget !