Bottle Rocket Face FAIL!

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!

I don't think it matters if you haven't watched the first two. It moves at a lightning fast paced and plays fast and loose with the coherence of it's narative so buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Sometimes god looks down on us mere mortals and decides "today is not a good day to die!" This bike rider hardly even notices how lucky he is and continues to ride on as if nothing happened.

Sheepdog trials might look like a triumph of training and skill, but sheep are pretty damn easy to herd. This is a much more taxing group to corral. If there was a kebab shop en route, he would have lost the lot!

Got a small dog and a big pile of leafs in your back yard. Yes? Cool, now you can have hours of fun throwing his favourite ball into the mountain of vegetation and laugh while he struggles in vain.

He's got one less problem without a certain congressman, as the president sings the second song of the summer in this well-edited clip that proves when he finally stops being president he's definitely got a career in the pop industry.

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

So Google Fiber is coming to this guy's neighborhood, but instead of just shrugging going "meh" like most people would, he proceeds to film himself getting ridiculously excited about it all.

These kids perform an amazing mix of dancing and martial arts. Do not challenge these kids to a dance battle. Either they will win, or they will kick your butt and count it as a win anyway.

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

Just when you least expect it, the world's most pikey bakery swoops in to add lolz to an otherwise tedious interview. There never has and never will be an interview that wouldn't be improved with a plastic bag.