Only The DEAD!

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

Given how much I love beer, it would be heartwarming to know that beer loved me back, even if that love was expressed through the medium of froth.

There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

Going where no camera has ever gone befe, it raises the question: "WHY!?" - If this is some sort of covert surveillance device then i can only assume it's going to end in blood....LOTS of blood!

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!

When you just can't find the right bumper sticker to convey your thoughts, make your own! From a distance, I would think this would be a republican though.

Obama has a very weird effect on teenage girls - WTF !?!

We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.