Crazy Lady Destroys Liquor Aisle

This Russian woman absolutely destroys a liquor aisle in San Francisco. Look, lady. It's the law. When you're buying booze, they get to ask you what your age is, OK?

This chick goes for an amazing high kick and ends up on the ground. It looks like we're hiring Rockettes to turn the front line into a kick line.

Actors can rise to any challenge but some are more difficult than others, like pretending to ride a horse for instance. Pro tip: “Make out as though you’re actually 'making out' on the barrel.”

Kind of an odd video, this one. Wanton destruction is awesome, and so is anthropomorphism, but it takes some kind of genius to combine the two like this. This is the most awesome demolition vid you'll see today.

Always expect the unexpected. When it comes to girls, they usually get a headache before wrapping their legs around this guy, so in a weird kinda way this is really a step up for him.

If only Dylan was still out in the field this arm wrestle would be over in a matter of seconds, but the CIA's got him pushing too many pencils to the limit?. Dutch has picked an easy target.

Some dude gets his buddy to hang on the rim so he can dunk and while his friend hangs in the air he whips the ball at his head.

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

A little protip on this one, if you look really really closely you'll notice there are people dressed in black moving all the stuff. Yup, as incredible as you thought this guy was, it's actually just a trick. WIld, huh?

Okay, so they're not there in their entirety, but they do kinda merge together into one uber inspirational whole that is somehow greater than the sum of it's parts. I'm ready to go into battle right now!

Who knew that hitler was a bona fide dance master!? I mean I know he did all that bad stuff because the history channel keeps banging on about it but apparently as well as not liking the jews, this boy could DANCE!