Ben Loves Lasagna But Can't Say It

I love kids, they know what they want, but sometimes are lost for words when it comes to asking for it - Just wait until he gets older and tries to get it delivered - LMAO!

You know the old expression: It ain't over until the toothless Spanish guy sings.

This used to be my favorite Spanish show, but it can't be after this debacle.

It's a decision none of us wan't to be presented with. A movie theater full of big, hairy, tattooed bikers and only two seats left. The only real question is; are you a man or just not that into the film?

Three roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.

The fact that this guy’s managed to consume 30 hits of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide and is not a raving, gibbering mad fiend is miraculous. It's like surviving an atomic bomb with only a grazed knee.

Worked wayy better on a hot chick than with a dude's mom.. - LOL

Well, the world would be less poluted... but it would take a LOT longer to travel.. - LOL

Sometimes you can be totally mislead by a video title to click without thinking! Sometimes you can make BIG mistakes acting irrationally - What is seen can NEVER be unseen!

A surprisingly catchy piece of remixery entitled "1 Kilometer Zürich Hardbrücke". using fast-forwarded footage of traffic lights and timing his beats to the movements of the cars it's inventive AND awesome.