She's On Jeebus Juice

This girl claims she's drunk on the love of Jeebus, but it sounds more like our Lord is there, just out of shot, giving her something other than just words of encouragement. Don't ever date this girl. You'll regret it badly. For ever.

Beauty School Dropout

Terms like mega-ultra-babe are somewhat ridiculous, but you can see a girl like Adriana coming real close to a definition of the term. Not quite reaching it, but say, just shy of the peak, she can see it but can't quite get to it.

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Nereida Gallardo was a sex animal

Manchester United star CRISTIANO RONALDO’s girlfriend was so demanding in the bedroom that her ex-lover finished with her.

Arnie Watches the Karate Kid Trailer

Let’s get serious for a moment. The new Karate Kid – what the Bejesus fuck is going on with that? It’s in China, the kid’s still an embryo, there’s Star Wars references, Jackie Chan’s Mr. Miyagi? WHY!? Who would let this happen?

Dumb Hotel Room Accident Bloodies Face

This kid bloodies his nose and mouth in a stupid accident. Most accidents that occur in hotel rooms are a less painful but you feel the pain for about 18 years.

Rider flung off his bike

I predict him slamming to the concrete any second now!

Dude Scares HOT Girlfriend

This guy writes a scary message on his girlfriend's computer and just as she tries to laugh it off he jumps out at her.

Car Crash

The people driving this were probably wondering why the sky and the ground had suddenly decided to swap places, but by the time that thought ran through their minds it was probably all too late. Let's just hope they came out unscathed.

Fail Compilation August 2011

August is over, so here's the loser of the month, failing so hard they make it look too easy. Falling over, getting hit in the nuts, in the face, just generally being having life kick them in the balls and then laugh in their face.