Escapist Movie Poster

Official Website: http://www.escapistthemovie.com/
Release Date: April 25th 2008 at all UK cinemas

Frank Perry is a lifer; in prison for the rest of his natural born days. He’s never had a problem with that: he did the crime; he’ll do the time. Until now. He receives a letter telling him that his only and much loved daughter is critically ill following an overdose. He knows that he must see her and to do that he’ll have to escape. But he can’t do it alone. A motley crew of younger associates are assembled to enact his plan: Lenny Drake, Brodie and Viv Baptista. As they prepare to break out Frank’s focus is distracted by the arrival of a young con James Lacey – a reminder of days long lost. As the new kid on the block Lacey also attracts the sadistic attention of Tony, the drug-addict brother of wing-king Rizza. Personality conflicts puts the escape in jeopardy and Frank is forced to find the energy and courage of the man he one was.

Badass Skaters Go Old Skool

This dude is gnarly and he looks like he's just stepped out of Haight-Ashbury in the 1960s, which he gets bonus point for. Just check out those trousers he's sporting. How many hippy tears went in to creating those bad boys?

Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Cute chick works the Violin to her favorite song

Cute, talented, and amazing. Every man's dream?

Tramp Stamps

It's akin to drawing on the Mona Lisa with a colored crayon. So sad. You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks.

Ninja Cats Do Wing Chun!

You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Sniffing each other’s arses? Yep. Biting each others faces? No problem. Beautiful, calm movements…no way.

Mike Myers as Michael Myers

Every year Halloween come around and the Halloween film franchise release another completely unnecessary remake, prequel, sequel, whatev-quel, couldn't they do something different for a change, like utilise the groovy acting skills of Mike Myers?

Fat girl trap

You Suck at Photoshop

It looks like the creators of iconic web comedy series You Suck At Photoshop — which was full of design tips and personal attacks — suck at sodding off and not coming back to the interwebs.

Golf Cart House

So this person lives in this or what?