Kid Messed Up By Merry-Go-Round

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

Do dogs dream? You're damn right they do. Their dreams are probably stupid though. They probably dream about chasing cats, giant steaks and having testicles that taste slightly better. Weirdos.

They all deserve red cards. Not for fighting, of course, but for not ripping their shirts off Brandy Chastain-style before they started kicking each other. Still, it's the best match i've watched during the World Cup :)

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

Here are some awesome animated optical illusions. when you pull lined acetate over the top of them they animate before your very eyes. Cool concept, but I kinda wanna see it done with some classic animated gifs, just for lolz.

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

If you think you can outsmart a ninja with a simple water bowl trick then think again. Wait till you see how he gets out of this, it'll make you think twice about ever trying this out on your friends.

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?

Horses and camels are beasts of burden, but this one is just too much to bear.

This is probably the biggest failed burn out I have ever seen. The crowd cheers this dude on until his tires catch fire and he totals his car.