Worker Falls Into Oil Change Pit

First day on the job and as a car leaves the bay this guy figures out the fastest way to the bottom of the oil change pit.

WTF!? I'm not sure i like this idea of combining major public holidays! Still, this worked out waaay better than when he tried to combine Thanksgiving and Memorial day by leaving turkeys on soldiers' graves!

His girlfriend's lousy cooking created the world's first case of Post Traumatic Food Syndrome !!

You're a zombie hellbent on the destruction of man but you want a flattering MySpace pic? Here's how.

He's better than most humans!OMG

A player who received a red card refused to leave the game, so the riot cops got called in to handle the situation. They don't mess around in Brazil.

Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

Old Gold time! 1998 was one hell of a drug. It was if this guy is anything to go by. He says cryptic computery things and sports a rapist beard. Also, he's a macfag, just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.

A police officer gets frustrated with a chick driving too slow in the fast lane and does something that ALL drivers wish they could do, without pulling her over or running her off the road. GENIUS!

Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.