Timeclock is running Windows, of course

Note the time on the camera compared to the timeclock? Never would have guessed.

Criminal Fail Compilation

The fact that so many criminals are so inept is something that should be celebrated. Otherwise we'd all have a lot less possessions. So enjoy this compilation of idiot crooks trying, but failing, to steal stuff.

My Desk is 8-bit

It's, like, a video game but in stop-motion animation on a desk, all pixelated and that. And it looks awesome. Just goes to show you what you can achieve with a little bit of time and some skill, and a desk. And stuff.

The $3 Trillion Shopping Spree

Vinyl Heads

It's weird to think that in the age of iTunes & MP3 playes that some of the younger generation will have no idea what an LP album cover looks like, for the rest of us it was an age of fun and really getting into the music.

Sexy Man Dance

There are lots of things on the internet that require liberal use of industrial strength eye-bleach after viewing.

On The Bridge: Ever Gentle

How the flood stole christmas!

Emerald Thief

Sneak through a museum while avoiding detection by lasers!

Pervert Gets An iPad

There certainly are some lonely people out there, and this guy must rank as one of the loneliest. He's getting excited about kissing an image of a woman on his iPad. Way to go buddy, you scored. With a chick that doesn't exist.

Deer goes crazy and runs into a fitness center

They didn't shoot him, but the had to tase him to keep him calm