Here's how to open an envelope the best way

Get yourself a rabbit!

Fire Bill Gates

Bill's a big fan of a better product, right?

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.

Frying Pan Rolling Chick

Wow one day, when i have finally given my girlfriend enough steroids, i hope she will be able to roll our frying pan up like this hawt slim babe can. Until that day arrives i will have to make do with her just making me a sammich!

Police Tazer

This woman puts up a bit of resistance to get out of her car when an officer tazes her. Kinda long, but overall, an eye opening video of what our police do sometimes

descrimination! what about people with no legs?

Dance It Up

Ballet beauties vs Street dancing sweeties in a classic dance-off – Except these ballerinas have the grace of a trampled swan, and the street dancers don’t fair much better - Basically it's the way most of us dance. Hey, at least the music's good.

Can't Help Butt Stare

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.

This Man has Balls of Steel

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am. No biggie!

Elton John is Murdered

You may or may not have heard of Snuff Box, and if you haven’t, it’s time to get introduced with this sketch where Matt and Rich find Elton in their recording studio. Bad move Elton, bad move.