The Human Can Opener

In less than ten seconds this dude bites enough holes in the top of his can to completely remove the lid.

If you don't know what Fus Ro Dah is, then you probably need to play more Skyrim. This guy manages to harnes the power of those words and use them to avoid taking any arrows to the knees. Mad skillz.

Two friends hide, waiting for their buddy to come to his car so they can deliver an awesome exercise ball headshot. The worst part is that even after he recovers, he still has to actually be seen in the car while he drives.

Carrie Manolakos covers a classic Radiohead tune. It's videos like this that make me wish more web flash players came with repeat buttons. Seriously, I could listen to this all day and not get bored.

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

Next Action Media, the Hong Kong based media company that spices up the news by creating animated reconstructions have decided to break the news of Osama Bin Laden's death with a CGI reenactment of his grisly demise.

What's this!? Somebody call Mulder and Scully because this footage shows a UFO hovering over a tourist hotspot in London.

"I wonder what his dick tastes like." said no woman ever to her friends while catcalling a dude from her ride. But that is the world that's explored in this video—it's just a shame it's not the real world.

America's rednecks: They try so hard to move forward, but keep getting hurt by their backward ways.

As if there weren’t already enough videos of people showing off their acrobatic expertise, here’s another. These two guys are pretty awesome though and have included all their bloopers at the end.

Don't you hate when people talk loudly on their phones in public? Greg Benson from Mediocre Films does, so he decided to have some fun with it and "crash" people's calls. That'll learn them.