Idiot Burglar Cant Break Down Door

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

If you start to feel queasy from the altitude then concentrate of the bottom of your screen and you will see some deliciously distracting cleavage. Kinda steps on the point of the video a little, but it amused me.

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?

This kitten has mistaken the printer for a cosy chill-out spot. The paper tray looked so inviting earlier, that was until some comedy genius decided it was time to print off some documents.

Sometimes the internet is incredibly insightful, interesting and educational. Other times, this sort of thing happens. Sure, it's entertaining, but it's about as much use a smeg flavoured lollipop.

Weird stuff.. I didn't know you could have sex with books.. WTF?

What’s more interesting than Brienne of Tarth vs The Hound? Brienne of Tarth VS. the Hound and they both use lightsabers, as depicted here in this epic and awesome video by The Lighter Side of the Force.

Where can an elephant get a decent snack these days?! I think I'll stick to hot dogs thansk!

Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.

It's not everyday you see a dog on a trampoline. Especially not one that seems to enjoy bouncing around on it as much as this slobbery little guy seems to. I gotta admit, i was secretly hoping he'd take a dump on it...