Funny Durex Condom commercial

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

We all know what a train going through a tunnel symbolises, but with this guy the symbolism is actual — just the mere sight of a train sends him into fits of pleasure. Or maybe he’s just a freak.

If he really wanted to be a comedian he should've waited for the director to say 'Cut!' - Lets face it, he can't really be a ninja because we can see him, so best not to pity the fool - OUCH!

As soon as you hear the cables snap, you definitely get a sinking feeling that something bad is about to happen - WHOOPS!

Japan: Solving its overcrowding problem one game show contestant at a time. It's only a matter of time before Battle Royale becomes reality.

Looks like he's bitten off way more than he can chew. Considering how badly this goes, do you think he practiced this ever before? Well he has certainly got me psyched on martial arts so I'd better be off down to the Dojo......

This prop malfunction during a rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" leaves the guy in the pillory facedown on the floor, where it's got to be very difficult to look on the bright side of life.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

I didn't know that David After Dentist had a sister, but they both have the same reaction to drugs.

This clip will make you want to look closely before making a turn - OMFG!