America Definitely has Talent

That last move makes it look like she doesn't have bones in her body.. OUCH

Know what an Ibex is? No. Me neither. But this big guy’s certainly pissed at someone or something. Maybe that’s why he’s so annoyed with life – he spends all his time trying to be noticed :(

Prepare to witness the amazing japanese invention that is set to change the world; The Face Car! All you need to do is pull someone's eyes & tongue out, then cut their face off! WTF, JAPAN!?

Turns out success isn't all it's cracked up to be. He'd been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.

The timing on this is incredible. This chick goes over 50 miles in a bike race and the moment she removes her helmet she flips over the handlebars and lands on her head.

This is my kind of talent show, full of acts that show plenty of promise…for exploding into goo that is.

You ready to win? These people are, look at them, winning all over the shop, they're full of so much win that there's not going to be any left for the rest for the year. Save some win for everyone else, jeez!

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

What kinda of person has a stripper pole in the middle of their living room? If this is anything to go by, the kind of person who has a full storm trooper outfit hanging in their closet as well. Awesome stuff.

So Google Fiber is coming to this guy's neighborhood, but instead of just shrugging going "meh" like most people would, he proceeds to film himself getting ridiculously excited about it all.

This street performer busts some pretty great dance moves outside Notre Dame cathedral, giving tourists a reason to avoid a boring tour and lecture on gothic architecture.