That's Gotta Hurt

No matter that this guy just gets up and walks away with barely a limp, leaping from atop a building on to a metal shed and slamming your head into the top of it has got to hurt a great deal. Maybe it'll be a delayed effect and he'll keel over later in the day. Ooof.

Lethal Beauty

Very beautiful, very poisonous.

Panty (One) Liners

If there's one thing funnier than slogan t-shirts, it's slogan panties! You know a girl's a classy act when she's got 'All You Can Eat' written on her underwear, and me I follow commands like that to the letter. OM NOM NOM NOM.

Dying For Attention

Anyone want to give it to her? Anyone? Raise your hand!

Tall high school female can actually dunk the ball

She's just incredible, with that kind of reach!

No scooter

Cop comes to investigate a crime; criminal drives off in cop car

Never should leave the keys in those things, or stuff like this happens.

Young, Fun & Soon To Be Full of....

Lets face it guys, there is nothing more 'WANT' on this planet than a cute chick wearing not-very-much - Actually there is!!! - LOTS of cute chicks together in the same location, with the same dirty thoughts in their minds - I think i'm in hottie heaven!

Weird Fans

They don't even look human!

Paladin: The Game